- East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
- West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
- Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
- Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
- Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–
Imagine being a little kid going to the grocery store with your mother. At first you’re reluctant to go, but you’re told there will be candy. You get to the store, and your mother takes you to the candy aisle. She lets you look at the candy. She lets you sample the candy. She even lets you pick…
Cut to Amy and Karma hanging out in the gym chatting about the business of being born. See, Karma thinks their best break-up idea is to pull a “Brad and Jen,” and unfortunately that doesn’t mean that Amy gets to run around the world doing humanitarian work with and oral sex on Angelina Jolie.
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Amy trying to move on with someone so drastically different then Karma continues to prove that Faking It is just a fanfiction come to life.
having friends who are comfortable verbally discussing sex and masturbation is so important
it doesn’t matter how much liam cares about karma, karma will never care about liam as much as she cares about amy